If only....

I have the "if only's today". I went through 4 different outfits before deciding what to wear to church this morning. One made me say "If only I had a smaller 'hiney' this wouldn't look so bad." Another made me say "If only my stomach was a little flatter, this would look better."

Then there was the one that said "Wow, if only I could lose about 20 pounds, I could actually breathe in this one."

I finally settled on black pants and a short sleeved turquoise top. I've always been told that black is slimming. Whoever started that rumor never walked into a Women's restroom that has a full length mirror on the end wall. Nothing worse than having confidence that you look half way decent for a change and having that image fly right out the window when you are standing at the sink and catching your full side view in that full length mirror.

I swear my belly and bottom are the same size. You hear of all these descriptions about body types. Hour glass figure, pear shaped, etc. Well I am here to tell you I have created a new body type. I am an S curve. My side view is just like an S. The belly sticks out in front like the top of the S and the butt sticks out in the back like the bottom of the S. Definitely an S curved body.

I wish Mumu's would come back in style.